In the Beginning, There Was Screech
In the Beginning, There Was Screech
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In the beginning, there was screech—not from the heavens, but from the cursed cry of a dying smoke detector. A sound so shrill, so relentless, it sent entire tribes fleeing in panic.
Some of us ran.
Some of us hid.
Some of us evolved to ignore its sound.
This surreal tee is a bold tribute to that universal horror—the 3AM beep of doom. Equal parts chaotic, comedic, and oddly profound, it’s perfect for the chosen few who can sleep through the madness.
🌀 Surreal design
🔥 Ancient panic, modern problem
😤 For the unbothered elite
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.75 | 19.75 | 20.75 | 22.75 | 24.75 | 26.75 | 28.75 |
| Length, in | 26.25 | 27.25 | 27.75 | 28.75 | 29.75 | 30.25 | 31.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
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